| Name |
Description |
Effects |
Source |
Buy |
| Croquet Roll |
Fried dough traditionally served with a mallet. |
Heals 15 HP |
Unused |
N/A |
| Rock Candy |
- Here is a recipe to make this at home:
- 1. Find a rock
|
Heals 1 HP |
Ruins
(Unused) |
N/A |
| Pumpkin Rings |
- [Final]
- A small pumpkin cooked like onion rings.
- [Old]
- like onion rings but better
|
Heals 8 HP |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Stoic Onion |
- [Final]
- Even eating it raw, the tears just won't come.
- [Old]
- Even if you eat it raw, the tears just won't come.
|
Heals 5 HP |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Ghost Fruit |
- [Final]
- If eaten, it will never pass to the other side.
- [Old]
- You eat it, but it never passes through the other side
|
Heals 16 HP |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Puppydough Icecream |
Made by young pups. |
Heals 28 HP |
Unused |
N/A |
| Wonderbread |
N/A |
N/A |
Unused[2] |
N/A |
| Unshrimp |
Too large to qualify as a shrimp. |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Bot Dog |
Programed for flavor |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Nano Chips |
Crunchy and delicious. |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Energy Drink |
Why even consume food why not just consume pure energy |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| "Vegetable" |
Sure is "good" for you |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Egg |
N/A |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Czar Roll |
like a kaiser roll |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Snail Gyoza |
N/A |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Sour Grapes |
recovers hp proportional to enemies killed |
N/A |
Unused[1] |
N/A |
| Kitten Juice |
- Juice squeezed by kittens. You know what to expect.
- Tastes cute.
|
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Chicken Thumbs |
Because chickens don't have fingers. |
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Smooth Peanut Butter |
- Dr. Alphy's favorite food.
- The weirdest food of all.
|
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Snow Scone |
Snow arranged and flavored with scone-flavored syrup. |
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Coldcake |
They don't sell very well. |
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Subterranean Syrup |
Sap from an underground tree. |
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |
| Goatmeal |
oatmeal from a goat |
N/A |
Unused[3] |
N/A |