Premise:This goes by Undertale Hard Mode’s logic. All the monsters are just acting. This is:What if everything went wrong during production?
[“Annoying Dog” Productions]
* So, everyone. This is it. Alphys? Turn on the introduction projections!
Alphys:On it!
Long ago, two races ruled over the EARTH:HUMANS, and MONSTERS.
But if that harmony were to shatter, a terrible calamity would ensue.
* Um… guys, that was the wrong panel. (How did that get in here, that’s for a future production!)
* ONE DAY, WAR BROKE OUT BETWEEN THE TWO RACES!
After a long battle, the humans emerged victorious, They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
MT. EBOTT. 211X
(The projector quickly shuts off.)
* Okay, CUT! CUT!!!
[Backstage]
* So, who here decided that the year should be 211X?
Bravery:That’s when you said this was taking place in, right? So I wrote that in!
* Did nobody tell you- Look, the intro is… a backstory. The fall is… Follow me to the green room.
[Green room]
* Okay, so, you should have known this, though we can’t say it where the audience, or Frisk, can hear. The introduction cutscene is not Frisk falling, but a different character. This is the first human that fell. Yes, the main story takes place years later. That is a spoiler, the audience is supposed to think that 201X is when Frisk fell, even though it’s not. In fact, they’re not even supposed to know Frisk’s name. Make it 201X. And see if we can do some damage control here. The intro is when the first human fell, so we use THAT year. Next time, consult the script while you create the text, don’t just write whatever sounds good to you.
Bravery:Woops!
Patience:This is why you shouldn’t just rush into everything, Bravery…
Bravery:Well SOMEBODY had to make the panels! So I decided to take initiative, as soon as possible!
Perseverance:I could have handled it if you’d let me know they haven’t been finished. I just needed to know what my jobs were.
Integrity:How did you miss the fact that I drew one stripe on that panel instead of two?
Kindness:Can we all just stop fighting each other?
* …Just fix it, and I’ll work on controlling the damage this caused.
Justice:I’ll fix it.
* Alright, everyone. We’re experiencing some technical difficulties right now, so… We’re going to play this intermission song to make the wait easier to deal with…
(Uwa! So Temperate! plays)
Justice:It’s ready again, I fixed it!
* Thank you.
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[Main Stage]
Mt. Ebott
201X
Legends say that those who climb this mountain never return.