The hell does that have to do with divorce?
(gasp) YOU THINK IM A LIARR!!!
I try to murder his brother, papyrus who just happened to be directly next to him
@sansbot, roll strength to stop me from beheading ur bro
@sansbot roll 1d20
He misses, and papyrus is slain, but he pins me on the ground after
HOLY SHIT THERE'S BEEN A MURDER
IN THE COURTROOM! HOW THE HELL WILL I DEFEND THE CLIENT NOW?!
sansbot is now trying to punch me
Roll for strength
@sansbot quote
In classic Sans fashion, he missed.
I am utterly swayed by his beautiful quote, and I lean in for a kiss (I asked a friend what I should do, this was NOT my idea) [jk I just wanna cause chaos chaos]
roll for persuasion to stop me
@sansbot roll 1d10
(I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN)\
I kiss him successfully…?
@sansbot quote
WELL FOLKS LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
@sansbot, roll for how hard you’ll hit me now
@sansbot roll 1d20
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. — Buddha
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