I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:30am

10

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:31am

I get punched into reality (I SAVED US ALL)

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:31am

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement. — Alfred Adler

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:31am

NEVERMIND THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:32am

(I feel like Dummy (the song) is more appropriate now)

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:32am

(playing it now)

I decide to leave, and come back with a tank

Roll for strength or no? (no being persuasion

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:32am

Yes definitely

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:33am

I'm gonna try and de-escalate things.

@sansbot roll 1d20

How well do I do?

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:33am

20

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:33am

(NAT 20 HOLY MOLY)

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:36am

WE KEEP FIGHTING, while we sink 42 floors

(you said de-escalate, so we will literally de-escalate)

Roll strength for keeping above ground

(I'll roll an irl one)

@sansbot, roll 1d20

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:36am

@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:36am

11

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:37am

(I rolled a 16)

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:37am

THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

@SANSBOT ROLL 1D20

I NEED TO CALM YALL DOWN (this also goes for fixing the floors)

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:37am

15

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:38am

(the floors are back, but we aren't fully calmed down)

I scream

I rolled a 4 for how loud

It sounds like a fly buzz

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:39am

WHAT DO I DO THIS IS AWFUL

I'M A TERRIBLE LAWYER

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:40am

I try to make you feel better

@sansbot, you try to make Xander feel better

@sansbot roll 1d20

[I rolled a 13]

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:40am

1