I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

@JACKBLACKOLANTERN is divorcing Sansbot, and I'm going to settle this (I think this is what divorce lawyers do.)

yes. anyway, GET OVER HERE, EX HUBBY!

@sansbot

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @sansbot display help.

WAIT

Stop Everything.

WHat song should be playing while this court thing goes on?

Idk, like unnececary tension?

What about END OF THE LINE_ from UTY?

ok.

GO!


You may begin your case, or whatever idk I'm barely/not really/kinda a lawyer-ish I guess?

@sansbot, you said you would cheat on me.

@sansbot, ANSWER ME!

@sansbot

So playing the silent game, huh.

@sansbot fortune

Is this true?

:crystal_ball: Don't count on it

I HAVE THE PROOF!


Show your evidence.

ok, gimme a sec

Its all right here.

EVIDENCE (CONFIDENTIAL)


Ah yes, I remember this conversation from 10 or so minutes ago. Damning evidence indeed.