I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:37am

Yes.

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 4:37am

You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. — Marcus Aurelius

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:38am

looks like he’s begging.

I still want the house and kids, @sansbot.

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:38am

You had kids?

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:38am

Yes. The Sanswalkers. around 1200.

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:39am

DIdn't this relationship end after less than a week?

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:40am

No, we time traveled. At the bottom of the Mariana trench, there’s some crazy stuff.

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:41am

Lawyer?

Where art thou?

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:42am

@Xanderjedi11, I need you if I'm gonna take 99% of everything he has.

(which is my plan)

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:48am

I don't get paid enough to deal with these cases (0$ an hour)

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:49am

Aww… fine I guess that means I'm just gonna have to steal @sansbot s property.

@sansbot, can I do this?

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 4:49am

It is decidedly so

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:50am

WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:50am

But he said I could, so that’s gift giving,

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:51am

You asked him if you could steal it, not if he'd willingly give it to you.

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:51am

Will you give me all your possessions?

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 4:51am

Very doubtful

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 4:51am

Like I said.

JACKBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 4:52am

Ok, but will you not not give me all your items?

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 4:52am

Ask again later