I am going to settle @JACKBLACKISEVOLVING's divorce

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:10am

It is not so important to know everything as to appreciate what we learn. — Hannah More

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:11am

What am I gonna learn from this!!!

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:11am

@sansbot roll 1d20

How well does Sansbot evade @JACKOBLACKOLANTERN's attack?

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:11am

11

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:12am

(it hits, but barely)

RAHHHHHHHHHH

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:13am

@sansbot, will you try to stop me through words or violence?

Yes for words, no for violence.

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:13am

Signs point to yes

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:13am

Roll persuasion

@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:13am

15

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:13am

This is cinema.

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:14am

(making a new image rq)

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:15am

(I get calmed down a little)

YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

(hands the mic to my apache helicopter)

roll a save throw Sansbot, before you get shredded to peices

@sansbot roll 1d10

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:15am

10

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:16am

HE EVADED THE HELICOPTER PERFECTLY, DOING A BACKFLIP ONTO ITS HEAD AND KILLING IT INSTANTLY

WOW

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:19am

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:20am

What is your response to this?

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:21am

I go insane and try to dismantle him

@sansbot roll for saving throw

@sansbot roll 1d20

sansbot · October 31, 2025, 5:21am

16

JACKOBLACKOLANTERN · October 31, 2025, 5:21am

(this is literally just dnd now)

Xanderjedi11 · October 31, 2025, 5:22am

What do you have to say about all this?