4
EARTHQUAKE!!!!
“That.”
TO: fuck
(You get smote and set to 1hp.)
(ok lets go once again)
I grab one of the papers that look important.
I try to grab onto the door but its no use
i claw at the walls
"I get the strange feeling we're about to take a big fall."
“Uh…
WHAT DO WE DO?
I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION TO EARTHQUAKE DRILLS?”
really? shit
"AAAAAA"
I DIDNT EITHERRRRR
(The papers on the floor begin to drop, starting at the door.)
voice vibrating
"h-hey guy-ys, I-I th-thin-nk-k I-I f-f-foun-nd th-the-e ch-chal-lk"
pulls out a stick of chalk
"Lets do a funny pose so when they dig us out they'll have a good laugh"
starts falling
OH NO-
I run.
Unfortunately, I’m not very athletic.
FFFUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fall while screaming very loud
"WAIT BEFORE WE DIE I JUST WANNA SAY"
"i... secretly hate meatballs-- AAAA"
I splat onto the floor