UnSmart things

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Should I?
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Should I make an alt account for Scratch?
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Guys vote here.

I did

neeb moar vutars...

Voted

OK it looks like I'm making an alt account!

(My alt account is @Palladium_standard.)

Something I thinked about:
People often accocciate Asgore with drinking because of the Burgentruck meme, however to my recollection there are no canon instances of him being drunk. Toriel, on the other hand, canonically drinks eggnog (Citation: Winter alarm clock dialouge), and is described by dad deer guy (dementia moment) to be "calm and collected on the outside, a total NUT on the inside.".
This means that Toriel is more likely to drink than Asgore, and since her original placement in UNDERTALE was to be a motherly character who did more than just being a mum, this means that YOUR PARENTS DRINK UAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!

(Also if you see one of your parents, especially your mother, in the same room as some eggnog, you should run for your life.)
(I thought about this for some reason because my mum bought eggnog to take to my friend's house to have a drink with my friend's mum later toda-WAIT. WHAT. I AM SCREWED.)

Why exactly? It's not alcohol.

@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 11

I wanted to try that.

Well it did say Queen’s chariot can not be stopped, not King’s…