UHHH C4N 1 G3T ON3 POUND OF FUS1ON14’S SK1N. W1TH 4 B1T OF FUS1ONS BLOOD ON TH3 S1D3.
No
* Yeah, can I get Errandomguy's organs in a stew? Yeah, the eyeballs and tongue, too.
SORRY, 1 DON’T R34LLY..H4V3 THOS3? 1 M34N, 1’M ST1LL 4 SK3L3TON R1GHT NOW.
1 H4V3N’T TURN3D PROP3RLY 1NTO T3R3Z1 Y3T, 1 D1N’ H4V3 4NY ORG4NS 4S1D3 FROM BON3S. 1 C4N PRODUC3 SOM3 BLOOD FROM TH3M THOUGH, 1F YOU W4NT 4 DR1NK.
[T] Okay, NOW it's-a acceptable!
[M] But then we'd have-a no workers! NO!
F1N3 1’LL WORK FOR YOU OR SOM3TH1NG JUST G1MM3 4 S3COND
TH4NKS FOR TH3 S3COND 1’LL N33D L1K3 TWO HOURS TOO UNFORTUN4T3LY
...no
* Typing quirk so... unique, you can barely read it
[M] I can-a read it! 
TH1S GUY DO3SN’T FUCK1NG KNOW HOM3STUCK. HOM3STUCK KNOW3RS, B34T H1S 4SS.
* I mean I know of Homestuck but I don't read it and your typing quirk is illegible at times
OKAY. HERE’S THE GUIDE:
4: APPLY. 4PPLY.
3: EAT. 34T.
1: IS. 1S.
BOOM, NICE AND SIMPLE GUIDE TO THE SPEECH QUIRK
1 WON’T DO TH1S 4G41N. JUST QUOT3 TH1S FOR 4NYON3 4SK1NG.
* Y34h 1 kn0w h0w 13375p34k w0rk5
HOLY SH1T 4DV4NC3D…FUCK 1 FORG3T 1S 1T C4LL3D ‘L33TSP34K’ OR 1S 1T 4 SP33CH QU1RK 4NYW4YS, JUST QUOT3 TH1S FOR 4NYON3 4SK1NG QU3ST1ONS
* It's called Leetspeak
TH1NK YOU M4Y OF FORGOTT3N 4 L3TT3R H3R3. OR M4YB3 TH1S W4S PURPOS3FUL, 4ND L33TSP34K R34LLY 1S P34K.