ok, what does flowery say when driving a car
PETAL to the metal
guys get ready to die of cringe
(from firsthand experience i know that wizard's puns are awful)
TO: wOw aWfuL, mY friENd iS plaNe oUT sHit >:l
so a horse walks into a bar.
the bartender says: "why the long face?"
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
(thanks @A_wild_Gnarpy for this joke)
How does kris kill people
They slash them
PvZ reference
hey I think striped bird knows about the Cyber world because he is a normal nPC
What did the fisherman say when he couldn’t find his boat
Where is my boat
I stole that one from my good buddy captain clark
TO: tHrOW tOmaToes aT diS guY >:(
Shut up
Captain Clark, give that guy the hugging treatment
TO: nO dONT sKin mE i diD nOtHing DD:
TO: hEwes a jOke,
wHy cOuldN't tHE sKEleton gO tWO pWoMe, bECausE hE wAS uGly fAt aNd a dUMbass XDDD
TO: i aM sO fUnnY XDDD
"Studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun."
"That's why I own ten guns."
"In case some MANIAC tries to sneak in a ladder."
-Stanley Pines
TO: dOnt tHrOw tOmaToes aT diS guY :D
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