my reaction limit has been reached for the 4th time today so
TO: yAY :))
ok
stop
What’s it called when multiple people die?
Dice.
What do you call a tree with a laptop under it
all bark no byte (just made that one up)
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
When food cold out, eat food the cold, in not out oven hot. So, when hot in oven food, you out hot food eat, and of cold out food, whereby, food hot is.
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words ing not head work my in
'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
'to get to the idiots house.'
'Knock, Knock!'
'Whos there?'
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'The chicken'
Why is hot potato hot?
because it is
Which is heavier:
1kg feathers
1kg steel
1kg feathers, obviously.
are you dumb? /j
they both weigh 1kg
/j exists for a reason
I can't have any fun...
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THE PERSON TO GIVE ME A STROKE READING YOUR COMMENTS
FIRST THE ONE IN THE DREAMS THREAD ABOUT ALARM CLOCKS
AND NOW THIS 
I have never felt more proud to hear that somebody had a stroke
MY BRAIN ISNT READING CORRECTLY
TO: wHat aBouT mEh >:((
YOU TOO
DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOU