I had a philosophic moment

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So, I turned into goddamn Socrates or sum for like 10 mins and speed ts out in the gc

“When there is no life in sight, what can we behold to?”

“I know my importance is of most unimportance, that is why I try to think. For what else can we do?”

“Is happiness made with us, or do we simply believe it as true? Have we been making our own happiness all along, while thinking it was natural?”

And the final gem:

“What is life but a series of colors presented to us by the takes of heaven and hell? Yet I admit my guesswork, for who are we to decide what it is when we simply just exist in it? Yet I do know for certain one thing, and that is that in this line of colors and numbers, the ones we love most are neither. They are brief salvation from the hell, and when you lose one, not only do they die, but a part of you, and a part of your happiness dies as well.”

Oh and like 10 mins before this I said this

“Huggy wuggy seek ban ban zumbo zauce”

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"If one is immortal, then one cannot experience true change after some time, for they will know all possibilities. And if one does not experience true change, they are as good as dead, for the dead do not experience change. Therefore immortality is impossible."

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the fuck

HOW

the most socrates thing I've ever said is "to murder viciously or to not murder viciously, for that is NOT a question."

well, I mean, sometimes I wake up at 2am and get good ideas and think for once like a normal person. that's where I got my most recent au

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Half my life is philosophy lol

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"For nothing truly scares me but nothing itself"

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wizard you are not the next socrates

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what about the next Bothadees?

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Bothadees nuts

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ok this made me laugh

that was good

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You were lost in the zumbo sauce

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I am very socrates

examples

"Why wasn't Bomb Voyage in the flashback in Incredibles 1? Oh wait its because buddy did not give a shi about him"

"Why didn't Zeta from Angry Birds Movie 2 just use the lava from the ice balls to thaw the island? Oh wait its because the island is probably just an iceberg"

"How do the predators in Zootopia survive without eating animals? Clawhauser ate a donut that one time. Donuts don't have meat in them, they're a pastry! Pastries have milk in them. Oh, god. Oh, GOD. OH, GOD!"

"Why does Hasbro seem to fill a quota for stupidity in each Monopoly revamp?"

"Why is SpongeTruths so excessively idiotic? It's a political and general strategy to "lose big, win small," so why doesn't he just do that? Like, you've won small on idiocy. You've already said Spongebob has killed off the most characters in any work of fiction, so you definitely don't need to misunderstand the definition of "killed off" to just mean "killed in one episode but then alive for the next."

"Why do I take kids media so seriously?"

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"I'm a physicist, I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of time" -Dr. Brand, from the film Interstellar.

Beautiful words.

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I read this as spongebob and spent the better part of a minute rereading a few sentences

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Consider the following experiment:
We get a human being hooked up to a life support system that removes their ability to die to an absolute.
We trap this human being in a box without light.
We wait.
...
So, how long is your attention span again?

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like as in the totally safe capsule or whatever porky puts himself into at the end of earthbound?

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Mother 3*

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eh whatever

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but yea ig so

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I hope everyone knows that the SpongeTruths YouTube channel which I think #1Sweet was referring to is completely ChatGPT scripts