So, I see a lot of people speaking with a DT characters voice quirk… but… there are some that not many people can get right. SO HERE IS A COMREHENSIVE GUIDE ON HOW TO SPEAK LIKE A DR CHARACTER!!!
Spamton G. Spamton
Brackets. this is one of the largest missed concept, mostly because people do this: “WOW! A [lightner] WALKED INTO MY [shop]!” This is wrong for two main reasons, 1, The number of brackets of each bracketed word changes between one and two, and 2, (the bigger one), SPAMTON DOES NOT JUST PUT BRACKETS AROUND WORDS. He talks in internet/salesman lingo for that. Heres a fixed example: “[Wowie!] A [[User verified]] HAS COME INTO MY [Humble abode]!”
This is less bad, but all non-bracketed text is capitalized.
SPAMTON uses numbers to replace certain letters.
Heres a fully fixed example sentence: “[Wowie!] A [[User verified]] HA5 C0ME INTO MY [Humble abode]!”
Rouxls Kaard
this is pretty simple, but rouxls speaks in an old English accent. therefore some words (you, old) are replaced by older versions (thou, eld.)
Rouxls is faking his accent, and that makes it so when he’s startled or surprised, he drops it.
Rouxls adds -(e)Th and -e suffixes to random words in his sentences.
Heres a fully fixed example sentence: “Welcometh, wormse, to mine shoppe.”
Jackenstein (and his pumpkin)
Always speaks in capital lettering.
Tends to misspell certain words, some always being misspelled the same way. (eg. YOUR, FRAINDS)
Tends to use less complicated and more simple speech while talking, often leaving out certain words in sentences.
Example: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG!
Queen
Capitalizes the first letter of every word in a sentence.
sometimes uses a colon (:) as a comma, Eg. This coaster is not exactly: finished yet
Never uses punctuation
Example: This Roller Coaster Is Not Exactly: Finished Yet
Ramb
speaks in a heavy australian/british accent, seen through text by apostrophies
Uses british/Australian slang words, Eg. Luv
Often speaks with loving and care for someone.
Example: Queen with Noelle, King on your side, Tenna ‘in back, Oh it was Chaos, Chaos, luv!
(Please beware my example thingys are not canon and should be treated with a googol grains of salt. )
(Also, bonus speechwrite...)
(The animals, imprisoned NPCs from chapter 1, speak in all brackets.)
(Kind of like this.)
(Also, Jack, did you vote in my new poll? It's in M&R.)
Technically, linguistics is a science, and this does fit into typography somewhat, although not many DR characters use different fonts, so...
Also, memes and random can be used as misc.
also, it can be hypothetically be inserted into DR disscusion.