Egg Trail Theory

Susie: huh. Neat. Well anyway I'm just gonna explode from all this life changing news now. (gets atomized)

(meanwhile, Ralsei and gersons statues topple over, unwanted….)

Soul: OH NO, RALSEI!

Soul: NOELLE, DOES GASTER HAVE A GREYED-OUT VERSION OF KRIS IN THE BUNKER?!

(TENNA just watches in confusion as this is going on)

Noelle: UHHHH what do you mean the bunker

Soul: Didn't Gaster have a base in the bunker? Aren't you the Knight? IS TENNA THE KNIGHT?!

Noelle: I don't know anymore. But uhhh no. he's right there.

Gaster: Hi! Im Wing Gaster!

Soul: GASTER GIVE ME THE VESSEL OR I WILL PUSH YOU INTO THE CORE.

Gaster: NOT AGAIN PLEASE, I DONT EVEN HAVE IT WHAT EVEN

Soul: If YOU don't have the vessel, who DOES? Actually, who even cares, GASTER LET ME MAKE A NEW VESSEL NOW!

Gaster: FINE AHHHHH

Insert making a Vessel that looks almost exactly like Kris and posessing it

Kris: …Does this mean you wont possess me me anymore?

Vessel: Yes.

Kris: FUCK YEAH! SUSIE IM GONNA ACTUALLY BE ME AGAIN!

Vessel: Anyways, I need to go and save Ralsei and Gerson. They turned to stone while I was explaining the Weird Route with my cohort.

Kris: ok I don't rlly care anyway, I'm gonna hang out with Susie and noelle

(who r we following now?)

(The Vessel)
Vessel: Kris, before you do that, I need the Black Shard.

Kris: AWWW WHY

Vessel: I have some Titans to slay.

Kris: UUUGGGHHH FINE

(for our hundredth message, you get this NUBERT I drew