Egg Trail Theory

Ranting because this right here just makes me so mad.

The eggs ARE leading to somewhere, and I’m going to rant about why.

  1. The eggs are items with no beneficial effects, yet you can get one in every chapter. This isn’t an insignificant gag like the dead pixel, considering it’s giving you an physical item, like a Shadowcrystal.
  2. The eggs are giving you actual lore now in the rooms you obtain them in. Notice how said lore is specifically tied to Kris. This further shows it’s not just a gag.
  3. In the Chapter 3 egg room, the man tells you where you can find him in the following chapters. Even the game itself wants you to keep looking for these eggs.
  4. Notice the atmosphere in the egg room. It’s not at all lighthearted or funny when you enter. In Chapters 3+4 it’s even a bit serious, something unlike Toby’s other gags.

I can’t say what the eggs are leading up to, but I’m confident it’s something.

You may be right.

I hope it shows a cutscene of kriss trauma if you get them all

Kris rips us out and traumadumps to us and Susie in ch6 or 7 Egg Route.

Kris: SO THEN I LOOKED BEHIND THE TREE (bursts into tears)

Susie: ok, I know you've been possessing them for this entire time, but what in the holy fuck is this

The soul: I have no idea man I've just been collecting the eggs the Man was offering.

Kris: AND THEN THE MAN RAN OVER DESS AND THEN IM AASJNAPIJNAIAPDJNS

Soul: Oh my GOD, Kris I had no idea... That must have been so traumatic. Also, IN YOUR FACE "ASGORE RUNS OVER DESS", YOUR LOSE!

Noelle: DESS WAS NEVER THE KNIGHT IT WAS ME- (gets murdered by the BERGENTRUCK)

Susie and the Soul: HOLY SHIT WTF!?

Asgore, in the distance: HEY THAT BUUUMP, IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEEEEER-

Soul: Man I really hope this doesn't happen in Weird Route chapter 7. I WANNA SNOWGRAVE THE TRUCK!

Susie: Snowgrave? what the fuck is- (gets obliterated by YOUR TAKING TOO LONG)

Soul: Oh yeah kinda forgot the Roaring is going on and all hell is breaking loose. C'mon Susie, we've got TITANS to slay!

Susie: hang on just a minute, gotta go get someone to help real quick (heads into church)

Soul: Oh I've seen this meme, I know what's about to happen. Kris, it's time to cheer up, because GERSON IS HERE BABY!

Susie: FUCK U KNIGHT!

(throws gerson’s capsule like a PokeBall)

The hammer turns into the fully-Hammer-of-Justice Gerson
Gerson: GYAH HA HA neg-diff's the Knight

Knight: AHH FUCK THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANNA GO IN THE CHURCH (gets unmasked)

Underneath is Noelle
Roaring Noelle: Well? I told you it was me!