Soul: And then we torture you more, find out about friend, then torture you more!
Susie: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL THIS TORTURING NOELLE!?
Soul: Oh, ur back, UHHHHHH I mean, we want the most out of our 25 bucks
Soul: YEAH KRIS, WE PAYED 25 DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME, WE HAVE TO GET OUR MONEY'S WORTH!
Kris: its 25 bucks bro, just get over it, like I only have 12 bucks, and I stole 5 of them from my brother
Gerson turns into stone because the Roaring
Soul: I forgot to mention we then posess Noelle towards the end of chapter 5 and start snowgraving all over the place.
Noelle(?): Oh, ok. I mean, gaster said if I did what he said, I'd get KROMER, UHHHH I mean money
Susie: Noelle, you're acting kinda off.
Soul: WAIT, IS SHE POSESSED BY SPAMTON?!
(takes off mask)
SPAMTON(?): SO, YOU FOUND OUT MY [Alt account]. WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL
TO FIND ME!
(Man, this plot has derailed like 5 or more times)
(Yeah)
Soul: TENNA!!!???
Soul: I was just about to say something like that, but looks like another beat me to the punch.
Soul: L lil bro, get good, ANYWAY, TENNA!!??
Kris: Why is my demon talking to itself?
Soul: Shut up Kris, no one loves you
TENNA(???): THATS RIGHT! I WAS JUST USING YOUR AMAZING PERFORMANCE FOR MY TV SHOW! ITS ALL LIVE FILMED, STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE! NOW…
Soul: Are we still in chapter 3? Did we all collectively hallucinate chapter 4?
Kris, Susie: What are chapters?
Soul: They're the chunks this $25 game is released in.
Susie: How long are they??? Chunks??? Does each one cost 25 dollars?
Soul: I can beat one in about 5 hours, give or take one or two if it's long. And the first two were free as a demo, with three and four releasing later for $25. After that they'll get released as free updates added on to the other ones.