oh and here's my evil and less coherent recountings of funny hands and my Worst Theory:
this is the latter half where i turn into a weird husk doing a 'THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX' style recounting
https://undertale.wiki/d/t/deliberate-nonsense-theory-darkness-as-the-earths-blood/8120
there's a really good proper theory post on echidna elseways that i can't link because it uses images of greek mythology echidna that are a nakie that points out that the deltarune playing cards have a snakeskin pattern on the back a little.
this also is missing something that's SUPER important :
SETH KNOWS ABOUT KNOWN QUANTITIES??? FOR SOME REASON
known quantities come up in a lot of debug stuff, but KNOWN QUANTITY 1 is the name Enemy shows up as.
why does seth know that.