1'M GOING T0 [[die]] MYS[[elf on a shelf]]

[[The]] T1TLE IS [[Right on the]] KR0MER! 1'M GOING T0 [[kill]] MYSELF IN [[You answered]] H0URS IF [[You! Yes you!]] DON'T GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE [[HeartShapedObject]]! SEE YA S0ON!
–[[Number1RatedSalesman1997]], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

Wait why hasn't anyone put 1997 in there

What do you mean?

SPAM- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

H3LLO! IT SEEMS YOU HAVE [[failed to meet goal]]. I, [Number1RatedSalesman1997] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, W1LL [[NOW!]] [[die.]]
FOR NON-[Cathode] ANY0NE WILLING TO [[Take care!]] OF MY B0YS, [[Send request to:]] [email protected]
[[Goodbye!]]

i am interested but also scared by this topic

Yup.

I liek spamtong

Btw, WHO DELETED THE SPAMTON PIN FROM THE CYBER CITY MAP!?

They WHAT NOW⁈

Check the Cyber City map, it's gone

IT WHAT?!

NO SPAMTON

how dare whoever edited it out

Idk man :(

can we send the legion of longs after them
@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

:tennadance: :jacko: :tennadance:

:jacko: :jacko: :jacko:

Man I ain't sending the LONG army anywhere for this

the legion of longs needs its daily excersise