Yikes

So basically I'm getting my hair dyed (I'm getting fox tips on the ends of my mullet ahh hair :broken_heart: ) and I'm worried as hell it'll look like shit but I'm sure its fineeee.... plus, my parent already planned it so uh there's no going back now guys school starts soon so if this looks bad I'm cooked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not the back-to-school style adjustments! Those never work out!

I WASNT THINKING THAT FAR AHEAD

IM FUCKING COOKED IF THIS LOOKS BAD :sob:

...

I'm sorry, but that doesn't seem like a question anymore...

what

I'm confused

To put it in scientific terms...

you're cooked

i mean like, I have dirty blonde hair so it shouldn't stick out that bad, because copper orange and a light grey-black shouldn't look TERRIBLE

alright I've made my decision: it'll look super awesome and whoever dosent think so is not a [[BIG SHOT]] and I will steal all of their [[Kromer]] and dance on their grave :spamdance:

You want BIG SHOT I'll show you-

dies

Hi, I'm Spampton [G] Spamton! And [This] person has defied the [laws] of [BIG SHOT]!

WHAT?!

[[Mike]] WHO THE [[@&%#]] IS THIS IM[[Pasta]] ?!

[Get] this true mother[@&%#]er and-

dies

What's going on? Why is there a dead pippin on the floor in a spamton mask and WHO TURNED ALL MY BROWSER THEMES TO LIGHT I'M GOING BLIND HERE! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!

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(translates to "I'm blind what key am I pressing?")

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(translation: ok)

Ahh, my eyes! I swear, how can some people live using light mode.

(I'm not saying you're wrong if you do, I'm just asking how you can still see.)

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(translation: i use dark mode too)

oooooo once upon a time from undertale is playing

happily listens to once upon a time with content

hi guyseth I'm typing with light mode on right now
am I an interstellar demonic being or WHAT

Aurgh...my head feels dizzy what...why is there a body on the floor

MY EYES! WHY DID YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!