WIKI$TUCK

You can input commands or events, such as what happens when Friend falls to the bottom.

I would like to break my head on the ground
:friend:

You fall straight down and break your head.
Luckily, you have experience with this, so you can recover quickly.

let’s go to the sandwich shop to buy pizza


Brushing off that minor inconvenience, you head over to the sandwich shop! Due to the anomalous amount of people randomly wandering over there for pizza, they decided a few years back they'd just give away free pizza to get the delinquints off their backs.
Nobody knows how they're still profitable.
Enter the shop?

obviously, free pissa


You enjoy your pizza in this sloppily-drawn booth.

It seems like someone's pestering you.
Respond?

No, drop kick them and leave. Go to the bank and rob it

Couldn't get the technical capacity to include the bank :-(
You tactfully blow up the wall and any attempt to socialise with you in the process.
Where to now.

A bank

wait did we eat all our pizza or

a giant minefield that FRIEND INSIDE has memorized in his head


You spontaniously teleport into the dream realm.
Might as well get something done.
Pester your friend?

dont pester them, instead i wanna dig up some of the dirt from the ground and shove it through my nose into my brain

The dirt is rock-hard, and you don't have anything to dig with!
...Besides, do you even have a nose?

well since im in the dream realm i use the pizza as a hoverboard and fly to a random location

Fly to that big leaning tree in the bg

yeah lets fly to the big leaning tree while using our pizza as a hoverboard


Thou hast arrived at that-one-tree-in-the-background.
Few adventurers are bold enough to venture here.

Climb it and jump to the heavens