A young stickman stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the Nth of NNNuary, 201X, is this young stickman's birthday. Though it was umpteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young stickman be?
Sir Gumfiddlus Sickllicker The 3rd.
hey, I read SOME homestuck… haha… like… not a lot…
OKAY maybe I’m a larper
GurgleFlurble Snadulous Jr.
Your name is now FRIEND INSIDE.
How in infinite improbability's name did you get into this mess.
...Anyways, what are you gonna do now.
Sleep until night because I'm nocturnal and part bat

You leap up to jarona the window...
Looks like he's boutta noclip into the backrooms
Wait you forgot, you left your window open!
You're falling now...
How far?
How fast?
Why did my dumbass jarona the window?
