We Are Number One!

Jevil: ARE YOU A REAL SECRET BOSS, BOSS?
Knight: Well, uh, technically… nah.
Spamton: DO YOU HAVE A GOOD [Light]MOTIF IN YOUR THEME? LIKE SAY… [Freedom]?
ERAM: Nah.
Jevil: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A CRYSTAL OF DEEPEST DARK?
Battat: Nope.
Jevil: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. I CAN SEE WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU, TEACH YOU, HOW TO BE, SECRET BOSSES!

Jevil: NOW, LISTEN CLOSELY!
Spamton: HERE’S A [Big] LESSON IN [Pipis]ERY,
Jevil: THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY!
Spamton: IF YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot] NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A LIGHT nER ON THE RUN!

Jevil: JUST HIDE AWAY, WITH A QUEST OR TWO, AND BE CAREFUL, CAREFUL NOT TO BE IN THE MAIN PLOT!
The Knight picks up the SOUL
Spamton: NO DON’T [Touchscreen 15-inch Laptop] THAT!!!

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Battat: Okay, I got it… Alright you two!
Battat takes the Knight and ERAM
Battat: Look at this Knife, that I just found! And when I say go, get ready to THROW!
Kris runs by
Battat: GO!
Knight:


Battat: THROW IT AT THEM, NOT ME!!

Jevil: LET’S TRY SOMETHING ELSE, ELSE.
Spamton: NOW [Watch], AND [Learn], HERE’S THE [Fresh new deals]! THEY’LL [Slip n’ Slide] ON THIS [Potassium] PEAL!
Queen: STOP EVERYTHING! Get The Banana
the Knight, ERAM, and Battat dive for the bananas
Queen: Potassium
Spamton: [Water] YOU DOING!?!?

Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Spamton: BIG SHOT NUMBER OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNE
Freedom motif

idk wat this is
but its gud

This deserves a revival
People need to talk about how good of a cover this is
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Here’s the original vid:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0vGvqE1Fhs

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:krisdance:

I was literally thinking of this

Dont forget, im villain number 1
https://youtu.be/I0vGvqE1Fhs?si=2LbckOBpKGTA1HWD

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A challengere approacheth?
...Maybe later. When I have free time.

Ist brost Roulxs?

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Indeedeth

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DONT FORGET, IM VILLAIN NUMBER ONE

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ok

Just realized i already made that joke