Theory challenge

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
The KNIGHT is secretly The Angel
Spamton harbours grudges against FRIEND
Dess controls The Goulden Sams
Asriel has deep lore with Sans
Ralsei tried to destroy All of Cyber World
Wing got possessed by Alyphs
Watercooler secretly serves Hornet, specifically from the events that take place after Silksong's ending that you get after you beat Lost Lace
Roll 3d7.
Look at the table.
Come up with convincing evidence for that crack theory.
Good luck!

I screwed up the table I'll post it again in the replies:

Nvm
anyways the last bit obviously wasn't in there

@sansbot roll 3d7

:game_die: 6, 5, 6

@sansbot roll 3d7

:game_die: 3, 6, 5

Well
Watercoolers can't normally function as enemies
so obviously they're being possessed
but by Hornet?
Well
Hornet probably died by the immense amount of voidstuff everywhere in that cutscene
sending her to the afterlife
void is dark
so her afterlife takes place in a dark world
trobbio can lend her a quill if she beats him without one
what if he can do more
what if he imbuded her dark world afterlife with showstuff
so she ended up as a ghost in TV world
and obviously possessed
Watercooler

“Dess got possessed by all of cyber world”

Well, assuming Dess is in the bunker, a dark world, I could be assumed that dark worlds can control her. You know why they can, because she’s the knight. So, how does the cyber world do it? One iirifutable piece of evidence. The fact thAt those buttons say December. The dark world is longing to control her again.

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@sansbot roll 3d7

:game_die: 6, 4, 5

Wing Has Deep Lore With All of Cyber World
Uhhhh

good luck making theory for that

Im cooked gng

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Tv time

vro tried changing the topic

it ez theory

you have summoned me? for what purpose?