The Wizard Plushie


He has a pull thing that says a voice line. When you pull it, the whole pin comes out, he says "If I explode and die then I'm taking you with me!" and then explodes

If you want to buy him it's $36 in gold coins.

I'LL TAKE IT!

Holy peak

uses my spooky tax powers to lower the price to $12.25

My wallet rn:

I saw the title and thought "holy crap is this real"
I then looked 1 inch[1] to the left


  1. that's 2.54 cm for you non-americans ↩︎

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

put it in a claw machine
watch the kromer come pouring in

What if I grab the pin with the claw

What if I coat the claw in oil

Uses my spooky kromer powers to steal all of the income
"Money!!!!"

Dang, it’s still on discount?

Uses my spooky stickman powers to steal your wallet
"thaaaanks ;D"

My wallet is in the other side of the world