The trashbag theory

What if FLOWERY was carrying a TRASHBAG and not a JACKET the whole time and when he got CLEAVED by RORY, RORY actually CLEAVED the TRASHBAG, so the FLOWERS inside the TRASHBAG SPILLED OUT, and THAT'S why FLOWERY WASN'T PANICKING, and WHYYY RALSEI'S HEALING WASN'T WORKING

(crappost)

Why was he cleaved in two in the Light World then

Because the TRASHBAG was SECRETLY PART of his SPINE
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I SEE IT, HE WASN’T DECAPITATED… THE FLOWERS INSIDE THE TRASHBAG JUST SPILLED AND COVERED THE LOWER HALF OF HIS BODY!!!
(/j)

Why is it a teashbag though

because theres a bunch of golden flowers and when the knight slashes it the trashbag spills the flowers all over him :fire:

I see it.
I see it now.[1]


  1. endless possibility ↩︎

An IQ too high[1]?


  1. As in, getting high ↩︎

:floweywink: *Hi! I’m Cracky! Cracky the Crack!

:floweylaugh: *I'm going to crack your crack until you crack!

THIS IS MY ESCAPE, I'M RUNNING THROUGH THIS WORLD
AND I'M NOT LOOKING BACK
AND I KNOW I CAN GO WHERE NO ONE'S EVER GONE
AND I'M NOT LOOKING BACK
BUT HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I GET THERE?
AND HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE?
WE'VE ALL GOTTA START FROM SOMEWHERE, AND IT'S RIGHT THERE FOR ME
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE NEVER-ENDING

is that a TWR cover or something

No

no the trash bag is where flowery hides the bodies

what are you on dude

it's a crappost bro it's supposed to look like crack garbage

No these topics are serious and are to be treated with the highest level of gravity
:friend:

That's going into out of context
:friend:

Endless Possibility

WAIT WAIT WAIT
YOU KNOW ROBBERS WITH THE BIG MONEY BAG THAT THEY CARRY
FLOWERY HOLDS IT THE SAME WAY
HEAR ME OUT
HE STOLE THE GOLDEN FLOWERS AND RORY IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR SLICING THE TRASHBAG WITH THE STOLEN TRASHBAG
THINK ABOUT IT