This is a ****post fic I made because I was bored in class.
Chapter 1
Susie pulled out her axe. “Is that &$#@ing Green Gaster?”
“YES. IT IS I. GREEN GASTER.” he said.
Ralsei grabbed his famous Ralsei Gun and loaded it. “Watch out! He’s Green Gaster!”
Kris said nothing, as the Soul did not have any dialogue options.
“I AM AMAZED YOU HAVE FOUND ME. I SEALED MYSELF INSIDE OF THE GREEN DIMENSION EXPRESSLY SO THAT NO ONE WOULD DISTURB ME.” said Green Gaster. “BUT NOW, OBVIOUSLY, YOU ARE HERE. I ALREADY KNOW HOW. THE MORE INTERESTING QUESTION, THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION, IS WHY.”
Noelle equipped the Green Mantle (which she obtained by beating a Nintendo 3DS demon in a boxing match, and protects against Green and Gaster elemental attacks). “Really, we’re just passing by. We need to go through here to find the Pink and Yellow Dimension and beat up a cat.”
“YOU MEAN THAT CAT?” Green Gaster pointed towards the cat right behind her.
“Oh no, I’m chill.” said IMAGE_FOE, the very nice cat who joined the Fun Gang a few hours ago.
“We’re here for that jerk who broke my nose and tried to get Asgore ran over.” said Susie.
“AH. IMAGE_FRIEND. THAT INTERFERING CAT. I WILL LET YOU PASS THROUGH, ON ONE CONDITION. YOU MUST COLLECT MY SEVEN PAGES AND BRING THEM BACK TO ME. I LEFT THEM IN THE PINK AND YELLOW DIMENSION LAST TIME I WENT OVER THERE.”
“Sure we will! Thank you!” said Ralsei, trying to end the conversation as fast as possible.
“WONDERFUL. LET ME OPEN THE PORTAL FOR YOU.”
Green Gaster moved over to the control panel on his portal device. He typed in a few words, and a chandelier on the ceiling fell down onto a button on the floor. This caused a curtain covering a nearby window to close and come into contact with a nearby candle. This set the curtain aflame, activating the building’s smoke detector and sprinklers.
The Fun Gang began to look at eachother awkwardly. Is this normal for him? Was this part of the plan? Had he messed up? Was he stupid?
Eventually, the portal device filled up with water. “THERE WE GO.” Green Gaster typed in a few more words, and the portal device activated. “JUMP IN, HEROES.” The Fun Gang followed his command, and entered the Pink and Yellow Dimension.
Chapter 2
Susie got up off the ground. “Huh. A field of pink and gold. Looks just like the Dark World Asgore made.”
“Nuh-uh! Mine is way better!” said a voice from below.
Everyone got up. Ralsei held his gun steady, scanning for IMAGE_FRIEND. “Not really. There’s no one else here, besides you. The Flower Kingdom had people everywhere.”
The voice scoffed. “Seems like you haven’t figured it out yet. I’ll go prepare my attack patterns. See you soon, fools.”
“Seems like it’ll be busy for a while. Should we make a camp?” said IMAGE_FOE.
Noelle grabbed some firewood from her backpack. “Seems like a good enough idea. We’ll be able to come up with a plan.”
Kris began building a campfire.
Ralsei began setting up tents. “I was certain Green Gaster was going to force us all to learn Euchre!”
“I just thought he was just gonna try to kill us. What’s Euchre?” asked Susie.
“It’s a card game with incomprehensible rules. Most Color Dimension denizens are obsessed with it.” said IMAGE_FOE. “I hate it with an undying passion.”
IMAGE_FRIEND heard this sound of slander, and took a break from its combat preparation to start an argument about it. “Euchre is awesome!” it shouted from across the field.
“You’re a weirdo!” IMAGE_FOE shouted back.
“I have no opinion on Euchre.” said Noelle, trying to bring the conversation back to sanity. “Ralsei, can you light the fire?”
“Oh, yeah.” Ralsei lit the campfire. “I’m going to be honest, I have no idea what in the world is happening right now. None of this is in the prophecy. We went way off the rails like five days ago. This journey was supposed to end on Tuesday.”
Kris looked away in shame. The SOUL, through a long and complicated string of events, had managed to free IMAGE_FRIEND from Alcatraz 2.
Susie put her hand on Kris’ shoulder. “It wasn’t your fault. None of us could have predicted that freak accident with those exercise balls.” Kris gave a small smile.
Noelle handed Ralsei a marshmallow. “At least this way we’ve bought some time. We don’t have to play Euchre for a long while.”
Suddenly, they heard the sound of extremely fast footsteps coming toward them.
“Wrong! Euchre attack!” IMAGE_FRIEND fired an orb of darkness at Ralsei. Before it landed, IMAGE_FOE leaped in front, taking the blast. A table and chairs formed around her, with ropes of darkness tying her to her seat.
“Run! Don’t try to save me!” she said. The others ran away as fast as humanly, monsterly, or darknerly possible.
Chapter 3
They eventually reached a forest, with trees of pink and yellow. What color did you think the trees of the Pink and Yellow Dimension would be? The grass, on the other hand, was an appealing dark blue.
Noelle tripped on a piece of paper on the floor. “Oh, yeah, I forgot about his seven pages.”
“Oh, yeah, forgot that was a thing we had to do,” said Susie. “Hopefully that means the rest are around here.”
Kris stood perfectly still for a moment, before taking the scientifically most optimal path to collect every page as fast as possible.
“Oh wow, great job, Kris!” said Ralsei, attempting to gain a shred of control over the situation by pretending this was normal. “Now all we need to do is to find the DEVICE_GUN_THAT_REMOVES_THE_POWERS_OF_IMAGE_FRIEND!”
Noelle pointed towards a castle of pink and yellow stone 23 feet away. “It’s probably in there.”
The castle had a giant banner on it. After walking towards it, they were able to see that it said “THE DEVICE_GUN_THAT_REMOVES_THE_POWERS_OF_IMAGE_FRIEND IS INSIDE THIS CASTLE.” Figuring that what they were looking for may have been inside, they all entered the castle.
In the opening room of castle, there was a panel, requiring a code to be entered. Corridors to the left and right implied the existence of puzzles that had to be solved to learn it. Kris immediately entered the correct combination. The panel opened, revealing the DEVICE.
Everyone accepted this. Ralsei took the DEVICE and equipped it. “Now let’s head back.”
Chapter 4
“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to play Euchre with only 2 players instead of 4.” said IMAGE_FRIEND.
“You’re just saying that because you lost,” said IMAGE_FOE, having won 29 games of Euchre in like half an hour max.
“Think fast!” said Susie, tackling IMAGE_FRIEND to the ground.
Ralsei shot the DEVICE_GUN_THAT_REMOVES_THE_POWERS_OF_IMAGE_FRIEND at them.
***“Darn it!”*** said IMAGE_FRIEND. ***“Cheaters! All of you!”***
“Kris probably was actually cheating.” said Noelle. “But that fight was fair and square.”
The euchre table and chairs disintegrated. IMAGE_FOE laughed at IMAGE_FRIEND. The rest of the Pink and Yellow Dimension began falling apart as well.
IMAGE_FRIEND broke free from Susie’s tackle. “Anyways, you guys should probably get out of here. I made it with ducttape and glue, so without my powers, this place will break under our weight.”
“Don’t worry,” said IMAGE_FOE. “I’m on the phone with Green Gaster. He’ll get us a portal in 3, 2, 1…”
Right on cue, a green portal appeared in front of them. “There it is.” she said. “Always knew I could count on him.” Everyone jumped in the portal.
“WONDERFUL. TRULY WONDERFUL. YOU DEFEATED THAT CAT QUITE FAST.” Green Gaster gave each of them a sticker, like you’d get at the dentist when you were 7. “DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR SOME EUCHRE?”
“No, we’re good.” said Kris, Susie, Ralsei and Noelle simultaneously.
“WHAT A SHAME. WE WON’T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PLAY. I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO SEND YOU HOME RIGHT NOW. CATS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN THEIR CASTLE TOWN?” said Green Gaster.
***“I don’t have anything else to do.”*** said both of them.
“Do you have to do the whole chandelier thing to power your device? I have a water bottle right here for you.” said Noelle.
“THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.” he said. “I HAVEN’T FIXED THE CHANDELIER YET, AND MY GIANT DUMBELL I USED FOR THE PORTAL TO GET YOU HERE EXPLODED.” He poured the water into the portal device. “HAVE A NICE REST.”
The portal activated, and all except Green Gaster jumped in.
Chapter 5
They had arrived back in Castle Town. “I am so tired. I’m going to bed.” said Susie.
“Same here.” said Noelle and Kris. The three left to the Light World and over to Toriel’s house as fast as lightnerly possible.
“Did you have fun in the Color Dimensions?” said Toriel.
“No.” they said, before passing out on the couch immediately.
“Guards! Send this menace to the dungeons!” said Ralsei. The surrounding darkners swarmed IMAGE_FRIEND and carried them off.
“I’m gonna go to sleep.” said IMAGE_FOE, before doing just that.
Ralsei left to go to his room. “That was an abject disaster. I really need a nap.” He then realized he did not have a bed, but he fell asleep on the floor anyway.
Kris woke up in the middle of the night. “Kris,” said a voice on their phone, “We need to rob the grocery store. I want to beat up Sans to restore my aura.”
Kris violently ripped out their SOUL, did an epic backflip, and then quietly left through the door.
THE END
