Jack, what’s my actual rating?
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id say 8
OK so burger route.
Um.
When in the RUINS, you must skip every text. Whether you SPARE or ATTACK does not matter.
When you leave the RUINS, there is a chest. Inside is the 1HIT OBLITERATOR. When in your inventory, regardless of whether it is equipped or not, it replaces the FIGHT and ACT options in the inventory with a large EAT button, which instantly ends any non-boss encounter.
Every 10 or so monsters you eat increases your size.
When you reach Papyrus’s FIGHT, he comments on how you seem to be full, and goes on with his normal text. Then, during the FIGHT, the player EATs him, instantly ending the FIGHT in one turn. (If the player uses MERCY or FLEE in any FIGHTs, the route is abandoned and the 1HIT OBLITERATOR vanishes from the inventory. It cannot be dropped.)
Sans then appears somehow at the end of the FIGHT, and comments on the player’s actions, scolding them for EATing so much, but then states that he is being hippocritical, and teleports away. This dialouge, along with all other dialouge in the game, must be skipped to continue the route, or else the 1HIT OBLITERATOR vanishes from the inventory.
Most of the route continues as a Genocide rune would, but some elements, such as SAVE point dialouges, remain the same as a Neutral Route.
During the encounter with Undyne, the player tries to EAT her, but she dodges, and Monster Kid is EATen instead. Undyne then partially destroys the EAT button (and the MERCY button), and all buttons are replaced with the ITEM button. When the player uses the 1HIT OBLITERATOR, it functions as a regular ATTACK. After Undyne is defeated, the EAT button is repaired using her ashes, and the player continues.
When they FIGHT Mettaton, he fat-shames the player while dodging them, until after 20 turns, in which the player manages to catch him off guard and EATs him.
In New Home, before Asgore’s home, Sans encounters the player, but is beaten in one hit.
The player then finds Asgore, who has absorbed the human SOULs, and initiates a battle with him.
At the end of the battle, the 1HIT OBLITERATOR is destroyed in a desperate last attempt by Asgore, but the player uses the FIGHT button, and Asgore is defeated.
The player uses the SOULs to break the Barrier, but when they try to cross into the Surface, they are too wide to fit in.
Flowey then appears and starts trolling the player.
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Anyways, that’s my Burger Route draft. Kind of…ungood.
Yeah
cool