If Spamton actually DID get the Soul (AKA us), he'd actually be LESS free than he was without it because of our control. How ironic, huh?
"WHAT!? WHY IN THE [fifty percent off] CAN'T I DO ANYTHING?! I CAN'T CONTROL MY [Hot bod]!!!"
HAHA SPAMMY BOY NOW I’M NEO
bro cannot catch a break
HEHEHEHEHEHE
-The SOUL, after making Spamton go knee-yo