So I want to do a roleplay

Uh yeah
Basically DR Chapter 1.5: Visions where it’s a custom dark world.
It is basically a dark world based on
Idk
My house maybe?
Uh
Tell me if it seems interesting.

I can do something here once I get back home in like 5 days

I can do something here once I get home from shopping

There is a door in front of you. It appears to be locked, with a green X covering it. Next to the door, there is a control panel with a slot that looks like it could fit some sort of key card.
Suddenly, an artificial eye appears on a screen on the wall, and you hear an automated voice.


"TO UNLOCK THIS DOOR, STAND ON THE BLINKING FLOOR PANEL TO THE RIGHT."

You look to the right, and indeed, there's a raised panel on the floor that's flashing red and yellow.

NAME: PALLADIUM
SPECIES: Stick figure vessel
WEAPON: Blade-capped umbrella
ARMOUR: Shade coat with a ton of pockets
ACCESSORY: Black Hat

I turn around, whipping out my umbrella, and stab it into the ground, channelling DT into it. But before a dark fountain can form, I hoist it up and redirect it as a laser beam towards the door, blasting it to smithereens.
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 1

The door turns into a tutorial boss instead via the power of dark worlds.

Whoops.

no
nothing happens to the door
also you don't get to make a dark world

yeah that's not what I said...
I used it to make a laser via abusing game mechanics
also
the door thing hinders the party so good thing IG

...

you seem to be the only "party" present

Anyways do I get to use my chosen stats or no?

  1. those aren't stats those are just descriptions
  2. yes

anyway

Suddenly, the facility rumbles and a timer appears. Due to your slowness and attempts to do useless things, it seems rather short.


"PRESSURE OVERLOAD DETECTED. THE FACILITY WILL IMPLODE IN SIX MINUTES."

I cast shade dash through the door
it's different to HK shade dash, it goes through solid stuff but not attacks and enemies
and shenanigan out of here
@sansbot roll 1d20

:game_die: 13

I escape with minor difficulty

nopity nope
you can only shade dash through shade barriers

5:43

the heck you mean only shade barriers
not even enemies/attacks?!