Maybe the monsters need to make some money! So, they’ve started some companies that sell food or drink! Make a brand that the monsters would use to make some money! I’ll go first, Soul Soda! (Each can has a little real human soul!)
So, I've been thinking- when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life the the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!