Real
What do you mean, the child's dead? I only threw ONE tsar Bomba at it!
What? It was just a harmless Molotov cocktail! How could the baby die!
It was just a toy!
BREAKING NEWS: Old lady learns that fire is harmful to Children below the age of 13
Harmful to children above the age of 13 as well. 13-year-olds are immune to it, oddly enough.
We tested this by using a blowtorch on children of all ages.
13 year olds were completely immune.
DISCLAIMER, Many children were harmed in the making of this post
No TVs were harmed in the making of the post, however.
Actually, we also blowtorched a TV to falsify this claim.
MIKE, THIS MAN HATES TV, FIRE THE THINGAMAJIGS, AND THE WATCHAMACALLITS! ACTIVATE ALL THE DOO-DADS AND DOO-HICKEYS!
(gets put through unimaginable torture though the Doo-Dads and the Doo-Hickeys)
AHGGGGGGHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJ
"Fire kills humans!?"
Protagonist after respawning: "No s**t, you dumba$$"
Pretty sure
And this is why Frisk eventually also killed Toriel as well
hm