What if spamton was 
s with everyman
Okay
Ok
"Just a nice guy that appears on occasion"
All the placesEverymanappears except Jevil's attacks are very cryptic
HoweverSpamtonhad relations to fucked-up shit too so it is not as absurd as it seems
everymans just a nice guy
the weird places he's in
coindicnence
That looks like a major spelling mistake to me
i cant spell im
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, war broke out between the two races.
After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
Now saying that one phrase has the Gaste- effect
I can spell I’m a fake Deltarune fan/j
I am highly literate, I've played TLoZ echoes of wisdom a single time
iykyk
I am highly intelligent I have beat portal 2, AND monument valley, 1 AND 2!
Same, really fun games.
I am highly literate, my favorite Pokemon games are US/UM
Uh... I'm highly average I beat the Roaring Knight once (w/Mantle)
I can’t survive I’m a rain world fan
I'm lowly(?) average I lost to the Roaring Knight 765782367652377527264527564876536527864576257458732578425754265453865248548654865423865238624865 times (w/Mantle)
I don't know exactly how many attempts it took for me, maybe 30?
Assume that every attempt takes an average of 25 seconds. 19144559191309438181613189121913413196614406436468314460643856636346631213716371635596630965621625 seconds. Divide by 60. 319075986521823969693553152031890219943573440607805241010730943939110520228606193926610516093693.75 minutes. Divide by 60. 5317933108697066161559219200531503665726224010130087350178849065651842003810103232110175268228.229166 hours. Divide by 24. 221580546195711090064967466688812652738592667088753639590785377735493416825420968004590636176.17621525 days. Divide by 365. 607069989577290657712239634763870281475596348188366135865165418453406621439509501382440099.112811 years.
You have spent longer grinding the roaring knight than the age of the universe.
(also messed up somewhere, don't bother me)