Rare occurrence captured

Oh I'll make you take further action alright

First I'll turn into a bird and fly away with @sansbot's corpse to revive him, though.

@Galacta_22 roll 1d20

Update: Monitoring of site is to be put into place. No further action is required.

:game_die:15

I cast heal @sansbot with my special anti-SWOON potion

Are you alive again, @sansbot?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

Cool

Now please help me help you escape

:crystal_ball: Don't count on it

Bro wants to be tested on as an SCP​:skull:

Wait a minute I can just get the Chaos Insurgency to capture me through the helipad

:joker:CHAOS CHAOS

I am escaping
IMG2237

@Palladium_standard, you remind me of SCP 068.

We have devolved into off-topic chaos

You can’t catch me

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE!

are you perchance
in the trees & in the breeze
your footsteps on the ground
we see your face in every place
we can't catch thy now

Perchance

Update: The resident within SCP-1227991 known as "Sansbot" is classified as SCP-1227991-C. Keter class. Do not interact.