steals your money
Protocol for SCP-66-K aiding the Foundation:
The following terms are to be provided.
-Uncensorship
-$100,000 in Dark Dollars
-Toriel
-A holiday
Hello.
SCP-001-J-B detected.
Class-Keter
Protocol: Treat with respect and attempt not to anger.
Pretty sure I could unironically be considered an SCP
I forgor I was trying to steal her at all
Are you sure?
Really?
Potential stage 1 instance of SCP-3024 identified.
Which one's that?
Update: PoI-12251997 has been registered as a Person of Interest given their apparent knowledge of SCPs and their immunity to controlled amnestics.
Update: PoI-12251997 does not have knowledge of SCP-3024.
A GUITAR AT [The Most Wonderful Year, Of The Time]
[big] STR1NG
Update: Location has been classified as SCP-1227991. SCP-1227991 has the property of turning individuals within it insane over time. Individuals who have turned insane due to SCP-1227991 are classified as SCP-1227991-A. SCP-1227991 has been confirmed to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further testing is to be preformed. If required, instances of SCP-1227991 are to be exterminated.
Hol’ up hol’ up, I’m chill, please don’t exterminate me
Individual residing within SCP-1227991 has requested not to be exterminated. They are to be observed instead.
Individual residing within SCP-1227991 appears to have the ability to speak in gifs.
