Apple dropped a new product, but the name itself concerns me...
WHY "NEO" OF ALL THINGS???????
NO!!! NO!!!
NE-O!!!
TURN UP THE JUICE!!! TURN UP THE JUICE!!!
Try not to get it on your shoese!
Or something i can't remember how it go exactly
lmao
jokes aside the Neo costs 599 dollars, what a steal
Spamton would see it as a peak deal
SUCH @ [good deal] I'M [%&!]ING MYS3LF!!1!
Is Tim Cook possessed
@sansbot fortune
Without a doubt
Should we try save him
@sansbot fortune
So it would be hard...?
but should we
@sansbot fortune
OK everyone we be trying to force the [power of] Spamton away from Tim Cook.
How tho?
hm
initiate soul removal process
(A titan slowly emerges in the background, shaking the screen while an alarm sound effect plays, and red flashes are seen across the screen)
uh oh
(Cue the Apple logo being surrounded by titan hands, the titan looming in the background and the knight hovering above it, caressing their blade and delivering an evil speech on their plots and stuff to the Apple logo)
Why is the knight treating their sword like a nefarious cat
WAIT THE BLACK KNIFE WAS FRIEND ALL ALONG