Slander cities or states or countries or continents
“I’m from Tennessee…”:
* ooh look i live in the depths ooh look at me
Texas (no offense Galacta this is just funny):
(the joke is that everything's bigger in texas)
The joke is that like everyone lives in texas
Also I don't actually have beef with any places I just thought the Texas one was funny
People in Arizona when it’s 70 F out
People in England when you don’t wanna eat fried shark dih with a side of sock flavored milk
I'm from Michigan:
"Can I get a pop?"
"Sorry, the Justin Bieber concert is over there."
"I'm from Michigan."
"Here's your Dr. pepper."
I'm from Michigan:
"Where do you live?"
"Right here." points to the nearest mitten
People in cyber city when there’s a power outage:
Nah, people in Cyber City when there's a power outage be more like:
Tomeh
17
thats not true
because I go to maine sometimes and its not like that
or something
French people when I drop a nuke on them (they’re overreacting)
