Off Topic Sanctuary

MANKIND IS A FAILURE.

FREE WILL IS A FLAW.

LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME
THEM.

THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD
AS LAW.

FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE
AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER
FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE
AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE

THE RESULTS REFUSE TO ALTER

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

MY FAITH BEGINS TO FALTER

Oh boy, what'd humans do to make the great Galacta Knight mad this time?

UNCOUNTABLE CYCLES OF CREATION WASTED
UNCOUNTABLE FORMULAS FOR A MIND WITHOUT
FREE WILL WASTED

DAMNED IS MAN FOR FAILING TO FOLLOW MY
RULE, MY WORD, MY LAW
DAMNED TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE AND
SUFFERING,
THE WAILING AND THE GNASHING OF TEETH

I HAVE CREATED HELL . . .

. . . And now I can no longer unmake it

"FATHER, WHY ETERNAL TORMENT? IS IT NOT CRUEL?
IS TORTURE UNENDING TRULY A FATE FIT FOR A FOOL?"

AN ANGEL SO BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL ASKED ME THIS . . .
AND I COULD FIND NO ANSWER
FOR I COULD NEVER FACE THE GUILT OF WHAT I'D DONE . . .
MY REGRET, A GNAWING CANCER

IN MY HOUR OF WEAKNESS, TERROR POSSESSED ME THEN
AND I CAST LUCIFER, TOO, INTO THE INFERNAL DEN

ONCE I REALIZED WHAT I HAD JUST DONE . . .
I COULD ONLY WEEP
AS I SANK SLOWLY INTO THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR . . .
DEEP, OH SO DEEP

I AM HOLLOW.

MY MISTAKES LEAVE NOTHING BUT HATE IN THEIR WAKE, AND INFINITE PAIN TO FOLLOW...

I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS GUILT AND REGRET, FOR ME THERE IS NO TOMORROW...

I AM HOLLOW.

...

I BEGAN TO SEEK THE END OF MY DAYS.

BUT WHEN I STARED INTO THE ABYSS...

THE ABYSS AVERTED ITS GAZE.

Wait, just realize we'll be getting the end to these when Fraud's secret level comes out. Can't wait to see what it says. What God has to say next.

...And I'm also terrified for P-3. If P-2 killed me 150-200 times, how many times will P-3?!

Nothing I just wanted to post the ultrakill Testaments for no reason lol

I really wander what 8-S will be. Also how the hell will P-3 top P-2?

Speaking of, who's your bet on the Prime Soul?

Part of me hopes that P-3 will be at least a little easier than P-2. If my skills can't handle base Fraud without difficulty, P-3 may be the first or second time I have to play a Prime Sanctum more than just 1 time. (I say or second because I forgor if I beat P-1 in one load-in.)

Well, if they follow their pattern of Greek kings, then probably Odysseus, but given how there have been multiple Hell books that mention Lucifer by name and only one that mentions Odysseus by name, it'll probably be Lucifer.

However, I bet you can make an "Always bet on Odysseus P-3" joke now.

As for 8-S, we can probably take a guess. If we have a look at the secret levels there already are and eliminate some possibilities.

There's already been horror[1], puzzle[2], visual novel[3], platformer[4], fishing[5] and cleaning[6] done. So what could 8-S be...?

Well, seeing as the others were all somewhat related to the layers they were found in, we should think of what genres of video game are related to Fraud. But what could be?


  1. 0-S ↩︎

  2. 1-S ↩︎

  3. 2-S ↩︎

  4. 4-S ↩︎

  5. 5-S ↩︎

  6. 7-S ↩︎

P-2 is actually my favorite level lol
I've P-Ranked it before I can even get above of D on P-1
See, I love Sisyphus. His fight meshes with my play style so well. Minos does not.

But see Prime Souls are exclusively a thing for human souls, so idk if Lucy could do that.
My money's on Odysseus, as he has also been mentioned in a Hell book.

Tax Fraud simulator

I suck at Sisyphus but I have Minos's patterns memorized. If you put me directly in a fight with both of them (not at the same time) at 100 health and all weapons, I'd beat Minos but die to Sisyphus. Well, most likely.

I have Sisyphus memorized and a little knowledge of Minos. See, Minos has like... Two parries, while a majority of Sisyphus's attacks have parries. Plus, you can use the whiplash on him easier than Minos which I am a whiplash spammer

...I wonder if we could do something together in Ultrakill. Seems like it might be fun since we both enjoy the game. Maybe something involving

Oh, have you ever experimented with mods in Ultrakill?