Off Topic Sanctuary

its "Press F1 for help"

...It did nothing.

HUMANITY’S ULTIMATE MISTAKE BECAME THEIR ULTIMATE FREEDOM. AN ENTIRE LAYER WIPED OUT FROM ONE ANIMAL. A FORCE OF NATURE, NOT OF GOD, BUT OF MAN. NOT BY INTELLIGENCE WERE THEY DESTROYED, BUT A CREATURE TRYING TO SURVIVE. NOTHING LEFT BUT SCORCHED EARTH AND NUCLEAR FALLOUT, AND A LONE, LOST GIRL. DAUGHTER OF MY LOVE. I PITY THEE.
WHERE OH WHERE MIGHT YOU SPREAD THY DESTRUCTION NEXT, MIGHTY GOJIRA? YOU WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF MAN’S ATTEMPTS AT SUICIDE, BECOMING THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER. WHAT IS NEXT?
WHATEVER IT MAY BE,
I L O O K F O R W A R D T O I T .

-Hell Itself’s reaction to Godzilla destroying Hazbin Hotel

huh

Yes my writing IS fire

...eh.

Honestly thought that was an ULTRAKILL quote though.

That’s good, I was trying to recreate the style of writing Hell does in Ultrakill but talking about Godzilla. I spent like ten minutes writing it

Huh, it looked really real.

It looked ultra real
So funny it killed me

godzilla in hell?

like the comic?

I once told Lost Lace (the silksong boss, spoilers for late game stuff if you're playing silksong) that I was going to ULTRAKILL her while fighting her.

Fortunately, lace is (relatively) OK after that so

I also discovered it's really fun to have a cool speech you say before fighting a boss, just because aesthetics. Now I know why all the bosses do that in games.

Machine, turn. back now

ok

bye machine thank you for following my instructions

I found my new favorite image

Oh and

Me when the Curious Cursor floats in front of my face:

It would be really cool if there were annual community events for holidays, or heck, even a background that celebrates the holdiay! (I ran out of topics)