I didn't even know that was a feature
That would be great, thank you so much.
I have plenty of free time next week because I'm on break, but my parents? They still have to work.
You know what that means... Nobody's monitoring my screens... So I'd be able to play pirated Ultrakill to my heart's content :)
This does mean I'd probably only be able to play Ultrakill on weeks when I have a break... but if that's how it be, then so be it. It's better than no Ultrakill at all.
Thank you guys SO much 
And I got records on my fingers
Records on my fingers
okay so for now, I won't have anything to report on the Ultrakill situation, but I'll keep you guys updated next week- If I can't use Vanatron's website, Galacta you said you know someone who can help
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
(Don’t stop!)
I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
(Whaaaaat?)
I got a platypus controlling me
"Please understand the situation"
-Satoru Iwata
Have you ever been in a situation?
uh what
the situation is crazy
@Echoescreates while you work on trying to sail the seven seas, you should also try to convince your parents that it'd be ok. Did you mention that you can turn off any and all gore?
Also, if worst comes to worst, watching playthroughs isn't the worst experience. For the first playthrough experience, I'd recommend Merg's first playthough, and afterwards I'd recommend Linguini and Lasagna for continued Ultrakill content (They literally post every few days)