Off Topic Sanctuary

I barely registered any of that conversation I just read aside from Maxor being mentioned

but...

You know...

I told you all I was going to try and convince my parents to let me get Ultrakill...

they...

Said no.

I have failed.


How can this bing?

I don't know :(

and I don't know what to do now...

I’M GONNAULTRAKILLYOUR PARENTS

genuinely don''t know what to do now.............................................

What's the point of being so obsessed with a game I can't even play, because my parents think it's too violent? Even though I don't see the problem with that if they've admitted they know it won't affect me, the gore isn't too bad, ect..


Meta Knight does not approve of your parents.

I have a couple plans. I can try and find a way to bootleg Ultrakill (hard). I can try and convince my parents with my skills of persuasion. (hard + they are literal dictators). I can play it at a friend's house (medium difficulty, but we're not that close friends and also he might not approve), I can just watch a bunch of playthroughs (easy but disappointing), and other than that I'm not sure what my options are.

Hakita does in fact support people pirating his game

Additional question: How do you pirate Ultrakill/play it on a web browser, i need to know for a friend

you a cop?

What do you mean

My parents wont let me play Ultrakill so I need to pirate it

A friend of mine on a Fandom wiki can help yous.

Nice now I don't feel bad about it too (I'll buy the real game later)

CAN YOU GET THEIR HELP PLEASE

I don't think its a good idea or even possible to play in a web browser
if it is possible the game would probably laggy as hell

I have a website you could use to find it in my bookmarks but on a different computer's bookmarks so it may take a few hours

also not here dm on discord for it

I uh, Don't have discord

You can PM me on this website tho