In-game, you use it to clean poop... Does the broom eats said poop? Maybe...
whaaaaaaaa XDDDD
okay
Not bad :D 
It has tooth under it...
I'm scared guys XDDD
Oh no XDDDDD
I'll take a bath now
Until some minutes later!
* He's gonna use his evil and homophobic powers to turn the entire wiki's populace into misgenderers!
uh oh :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
precisely
* Yeah but first I'm kinda eepy rn so I might take a quick nap
goes to sleep for a few decades because when you become a deity your sense of time kinda speeds up
* I think that means we're rid of him for a while
* MidKnight what do you mean jalse
* yawn He means I'm back already stupid
* NOOOOOO!
Only for a bit though
Uh
So basically what I know is that Xander and the other Xander split like Pink and the purple one did and now there's a cult worshipping the red Xander and uhhhh brooms with teeth the end
close enough 
* Buuuuut...
Before I start to enact my plan for wiki domination I wanna have my new minions of evil do things for me I guess
Minions of evil[1] your first task is to bring me... A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
But not just any grilled cheese sandwich... THE BEST, MOST EVIL GRILLED CHEESE TO EVER HAVE ITS CHEESE GET GRILLED!
Now don't come back to me unless you have any questions about your tasks, or if you have the sandwich
that means @MidKnight and @HarbingerKnightTheSecond ↩︎
* Y... you're asking for an evil sandwich?