Many people asking 'where's my original vessel', 'where's my vessel'. But have you asked:

HOW'S my vessel?

Makes you think...

...This is only partially a joke thread. I think the fact that we have to shape its mind implies there's some mind in there TO shape in the first place, and the fact that we are told that the vessel we make 'will not hear' what we feel about it, AND THEN IT GETS DISCARDED???

Does it know we didn't want it to discard it? Probably not.

I feel like 'the vessel either really doesn't know how we felt about it before being discarded OR that was a lie and it did get 'yeah the player loves you!' only to get discarded only minutes to seconds later is such an obvious setup for payoff later on it haunts me a lot.

I think even if the truth of the matter is Kressel (the entire 'colored in with care' / 'kris Is vessel' stuff, which I personally am very very mixed on in terms of narrative stuff/what that means Overall) was real this has like. Ramifications For Narrative Later considering the gifts given/mind shaping/ the fact we can gift our funny goner character VOICE, a term that both has 'haha funny voice clips' implications but ALSO in weird route the phrase 'the voice runs out eventually' coming up.

If the goner/vessel is not Kris and is a separate dealie, I think it's pretty emphatically clear that it would be Still Not Us, just like. More amenable to us doing random bullshit, Maybe.

:krisplat:

Vessel is the child of divorced parents strolling through the homeless shelter eating tree roots and eggs

prophecy panel that reads 'asgore will get jumpscared by a greyscale version of their adopted child in the scary bunker if he is not frozen to death at some point like the scary implication from the unused undyne shadow crystal dialogue' (this is a joke)

we have to terrorize asgore more. it's needed badly.

No cost too great.

No mind to think.

No will to break.

No voice to cry suffering.

Born of God and Void.

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.

You are the Vessel...

oh, a hollow knight joke (i could Not highlight the giant block of text in mobile </3)

tbh a valid and relevant one considering all the places I can think of where the vessel Could be all suck ass to be in. Depths? bad. the theoretical device layer? awful, there's cats there likely.

some king of meat factory? bad

shelter? bad most likely.

what if they're in stasis or some shit like a Bacta tank or cryogeny or some shit like it

like in monster rancher, or an ill-fated bluebird?

I think the 'will now be discarded' line makes me disbelieve that to some degree but! I think even within that idea the 'yeah hello my beautiful vessel who does not know the circumstances of being frozen/thrown in storage right after being made, I need you real quick' still is going to have some rammies (ramifications.).

sci-fi uses cryohibernation a lot so

Rpgs also love funny stasis

trplue

I'll do you one better.
WHY's my vessel?

Which is my vessel?