Dialogue
Greenster: Well, here we are! The ancient castle, where our adventure begins...!
Beuh: Can we just go home now.
Jim: Yeah where's the device you mentioned?
Greenster: Ah, it's just up ahead-!
Greenster: But don't you want to be heroes or someth-
Beuh & Jim: No thanks.
Greenster: Well, if you really want to go home instead...fine.
A short while later
Greenster: We're here now! BEHOLD!
Beuh: Uh.
Jim: Um.
Greenster: Well? What do you think?
Beuh: Uh, why is it a Christmas tree?
Greenster: Well, long ago, th-
Jim: sneezes
Greenster: Be quiet! You'll get his attention!
Beuh: Wh-
Greenster: ...Oh.
Greenster: Oh no.
A small white dog wanders into the room
Greenster: Oh crack.
