Long before time had a name, the first Spinjutsu Master
of Ninjago whispered a legend among shadows.
It was It was
a legend a legend
of TRUCK of DEER
It was It was
a legend a legend
of GOATS of BEER
This is the Legend of
BEER IN TRUCK KING
For millennia, automobiles didn't exist,
Allowing the world to be decent.
But, when that motherf***er Karl Benz came along,
The world went to hell.
The air was filled with CO2,
And the world left the Holocene.
Then, her heart pounding...
Queen Lizzie took her final breath.
Only then, in front of a DEER girl,
Three heroes appear at ROAD's edge.
A TRUCK, A MONSTER, And a PACK
of COORS LITE.
Only they can run over the DEER,
And get the MONSTER fired from his job.
Only then will he get divorced,
And push the WORLD closer to destruction.
Nowadays, the WORLD is livable--
But not all too good.
But this morning, an unsuspecting GOAT man woke up,
And chugged a BEER before getting in his TRUCK,
Oblivious of what was about to set in motion...
