Pretend the reply section of this post is Kris’s crime record lmao
lol
THey haven't murdered Sans T. Skeleton after what happened after ch4 yet, and that's a crime if I've ever seen one
They comitted assault & battary upon the planet while creating a dark world.
Tax evaaaaaaaaaaaaaasion!
On most playthroughs, multiple counts of assault & battary against enemies, and during the weird route, assault & battary is comitted upon their own(?) SOUL.
Their actions indirectly lead to the mauling of Tenna, and perhaps indirect murder of Tenna. In the weird route, they forcibly stab Noelle with a thorn, which is assault & battary. They also comitted murder upon the Titan.
That was self defense, it tried to laser them first
They could have called Undyne, who's a police member.
Self defence is no excuse for murder when you can just leave the fight if you so wish.
(There is no choice to flee because the party wishes not to.)
WHO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
Then get Napstablook.
He’s useless
Then just call up the police and take whoever comes.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Remember Undertale? He can scare people with his mixtapes and defeat ghosts.
Here's two ChatGPT made for me.
HOMETOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT
CRIMINAL RECORD — CONFIDENTIAL
Name: Kris Dreemurr
Alias(es): “The Human,” “That Kid With the Knife,” “Player’s Vessel”
Species: Human
Age: Teen
Residence: Dreemurr Household, Hometown
Guardian(s): Toriel Dreemurr
Known Associates: Susie, Ralsei, Noelle Holiday, Berdly (unwillingly)
CRIMINAL OFFENSES
1. Possession of a Deadly Weapon
- Details: Frequently carries a knife without explanation.
- Status: Confiscated repeatedly. Reappears mysteriously.
- Notes: Subject refuses to explain origin or intent.
2. Vandalism (Multiple Counts)
- Details: Creation of unauthorized “Dark Fountains,” causing structural and metaphysical damage to public and private property.
- Affected Locations: School supply closet, computer lab, unknown future sites.
- Severity: Reality-threatening.
3. Breaking and Entering
- Details: Unauthorized entry into restricted Dark World locations and private rooms.
- Method: Walking in silently. Standing ominously.
4. Disturbing the Peace
- Details: Prolonged silent staring, especially during emotionally inappropriate moments.
- Victims: Entire town.
5. Manipulation of Free Will
- Details: Suspected removal of own SOUL to act independently of moral restraint.
- Legal Classification: ?????
- Notes: Case referred to higher metaphysical authorities.
6. Conspiracy with Unknown Entity
- Details: Evidence suggests coordination with an external force (“The Player”).
- Status: Ongoing investigation.
7. Animal Endangerment (Attempted)
- Details: Put family dog in uncomfortable situation involving a bath.
- Outcome: Dog unharmed. Emotionally victorious.
BEHAVIORAL NOTES
- Rarely speaks, yet somehow controls entire conversations.
- Exhibits erratic morality depending on unseen factors.
- Demonstrates advanced combat skills despite no formal training.
- Frequently removes SOUL and stores it in unsafe locations (birdcage).
PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT
Status: Unstable, controlled, or both.
Threat Level: Variable
Recommendation: Continuous monitoring. Do not leave alone near sharp objects or reality-altering phenomena.
CASE STATUS
ACTIVE — UNRESOLVED
Warning: If subject smiles, immediately evacuate.
Dark world version: DARK WORLD CRIMINAL RECORD
Name: Kris Dreemurr
Aliases: The Human, Player’s Vessel
Jurisdiction: Cyber World (Dark World)
Route: Weird / Snowgrave
Status: Extremely Concerning
CHARGES & OFFENSES
1. Mass Assault & Battery (Multiple Counts)
- Forcing Noelle to repeatedly cast IceShock on Darkners
- Continued attacks on defenseless or fleeing enemies
2. Accessory to Murder
- Complicity in the freezing and implied killing of Dark World inhabitants
- Culminates in the Snowgrave spell, an execution-level act
3. Coercion & Psychological Manipulation
- Gaslighting Noelle into believing violence was “necessary”
- Emotional pressure disguised as guidance (“It’s what you want”)
4. Use of Prohibited Weaponry / Dark Magic
- Facilitation and approval of Snowgrave, a forbidden spell
- Knowledge of consequences implied, yet ignored
5. Crimes Against Darkner Society
- Systematic disruption of Cyber World balance
- Erasure of enemies rather than pacification
6. Child Endangerment
- Involving Noelle Holiday (a minor) in lethal combat
- Causing severe emotional and psychological trauma
7. Conspiracy with an Unknown Entity
- Acting under influence/control of a higher power (the Player)
- Repeated removal of the SOUL suggests premeditated cooperation
AGGRAVATING FACTORS
- Crimes committed silently and willingly
- No resistance to escalating violence
- Increasingly detached behavior
- Implied awareness of alternate, peaceful outcomes
MITIGATING FACTORS
- Partial loss of autonomy due to external control
- Ambiguous intent: Kris vs. Player responsibility
- Possible internal resistance (SOUL removal episodes)
SENTENCE (Hypothetical)
- Eternal guilt
- Fractured identity
- Uncertain fate across timelines
NOTES
“Kris never speaks.
But the choices are loud.”
These are both really good what the frick?
When did anyone mention Kris hurting the family dog in Deltarune?
Wait does it just mean Kris gave the dog a bath
That's the one part that isn't
Ok
But the Dreemurrs don't HAVE a dog.
Yeah, but Kris is a teen so maybe they like had a dog in the past, or maybe it's talking about the scene in chapter 2 with the annoying dog under the table and just misinterpreted it.