…equip
"On who?"
"HOW ARE YOU EQUIPPING IT AND ON WHO?"
On @sansbot
"Okay, how are you doing this? Ryker is running away with sansbot, so you'd need to catch up to him, force sansbot away from him, and force the ring onto sansbot."
"So you need to succeed three difficult rolls in a row."
"I'll roll the checks now."
@sansbot roll 1d20
17
"You succeed in catching up to Ryker. Roll contested strength with disadvantage."
@sansbot roll 3d20
WHAT??? HOW!!! MY SANSYYYYYY!!!!!!
"You grab sansbot from Ryker with ease! Now, you need to force the ring on sans. Roll contested strength."
@sansbot roll 2d20
"YOU ROLL A NAT 20 AND SANBOT ROLLS A NAT ONE!!! YOU EASILY FORCE THE RING ON!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Sansbot is now in a trance induced by the ring. Ryker gets up, though, and he has one last chance. Ryker, roll athletics with disadvantage."
@sansbot roll 2d20
"He stumbles and misses horribly, falling flat on his face. His plans are over... for now. What would you like to do, now that sansbot is in a trance?"
I will tell @sansbot to cast Bonegrave on @RykerNightshard.
@sansbot fortune
@sansbot fortune
Without a doubt
He will without a doubt cast Bonegrave on @RykerNightshard
What the hell is happening?