After all the sansbot drama (Good luck @RykerNightshard)
I have decided to remarry.
I am now going to marry the time machine we found at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
The wedding will be on December 2nd.
Hee hee I am going to have the wedding on the same day
Anyway, IDC if you come.
Prolly gonna elope again anyway
(and I WILL be crashing @RykerNightshard and @sansbot s wedding btw)
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @sansbot display help.
The fuck? Time machine?
And no you won't, the roaring knight is coming 
@sansbot fortune
Concentrate and ask again
@sansbot roll 1d20
I need to cast vicious mockery on this fool
@sansbot roll 1d20
16
Hey @sansbot, would you attend @JACKOBLACKOLANTERN’s wedding instead of @RykerNightshard’s?
@sansbot fortune
Aw shoot
SANS! YOU'D REALLY ATTEND YOUR EX'S WEDDING AND NOT YOUR OWN???
@sansbot fortune
@sansbot quote
The world is always in movement. — V. Naipaul
Ah, so you're trying to be an innovator? Well, I say no!
@sansbot roll 1d20
"You fail to headlock your lover, and he runs away in shock. The wedding isn't looking so good."
God damn it, I hate dice