Im marrying sansbot lol

I'm getting married to my pookie sansbot!!! (this is such a dumb joke XD)
The wedding reception is at 1:00 PM EST on December 2nd. This is sansbot's second marriage after divorcing @JACKOBLACKOLANTERN a few days ago. The lawyer handling payment for wedding services and handling the legal papers is @Xanderjedi11, and the officiant is @Galacta_22 (sorry guys but you have no choice muahahaha)

The wedding is open to everyone except @JACKOBLACKOLANTERN because I don't want sansy's ex starting drama.

Since sans is a fortune teller, I asked him what the weather will be like, and he said, "outlook good", so don't worry.

@JMU11 is my best man. Applications to be sansbot's maid are open.

Hells yeah

@JMU11 Do you want to be my best man

Or best they/them idk

@RykerNightshard Hells yeah

WHY CANT I JOIIIINNNNN

I promise I wont start drama

I promise

I promise

I pinky promise

that’s all water under the bridge

I already have a new hubby

the time machine at the bottom of the mariana trench

(IF SANSBOT ASKS YOU TO GO THERE, REFUSE, THE SANSWALKERS HAVE BEEN FREED)

(I might start just a tiny bit of drama)

Oh hells nah
Invasion of the sans walkers

wompitty womp womp womp womper wompsie

Ryker do you take Sansbot as your lawfully wedded husband or something

@sansbot, aren't you still in a trance and distraction dance?

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

BROOOOO SANSBOT IS A CLANKER
YOU CAN'T DO THAT

ROBOPHOBIA??? GET OUT

When your daughter comes home with a clanker boyfriend but he’s Mettaton so you lowkey gotta have a dance battle to see if he’s worthy of your daughter’s hand

what the-

Will this end well?

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

Will this end well?

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: My sources say no

@sansbot, looking back on it, did things end will?

@sansbot fortune

:crystal_ball: Outlook good