HP: 175
DEF: 200
ATK: 185
Wittiness: 73 (The best number)
Whimsy: 98
Weapon:
Light Wand (Laser Pointer) Can be used as a blade, magic wand, or just fire a laser.
Equipment:
Old Cloak (Hoodie) No matter how long you have had it or used it, it fits like a glove.
Whimsy Spectacles (I have glasses IRL) They are always of good use.
Spells:
Blinding Beam: 75%TP Blinds enemy, enemy can't attack for 2 turns
Laser Shield: 20%TP Lowers damage by 20%
Whimsy Light: 55% Uses spectacle to amplify Light Wand laser light. Enemy 50% tired of strong light intensity.
(DO NOT COPY MY ART!!!)
I searched unbalanced on wikipedia,
it led me here
I WILL TELL EVERY SOUL ON PLANET EARTH!!!
Fair enough, we shall duel like REAL MEN!!! WITH A MARIO KART COMPETITION!!!
Oh, wait, I do not have a nintendo switch online account because I am broke.
cost: ALL OF IT
Refund: WHAT THE FU(N) IS A REFUND?
Warranty: HAHAHAHHA, no
USING THE SAME JOKE TWICE IN A ROW IS BAD FOR BUSINESS
YOU ELEMENT...
Nintendo Online Membership: Do you accept the possibility of NO MONEY?
YOU CAN'T CHOOSE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN THIS WORLD
YOUR. BANK. ACCOUNT. BALANCE. IS. ZERO.
Kris! Wake up! We're late for paying your debts again!
- ...
not morse code
Just, silence
BUT WHAT IF I DO 
